Things that Make Mommy Want to Double up on the Wellbutrin

• Clock reads 7:54am and I can see that with my head on the pillow next to Descartes' head, and I can see he has his eyes closed. Jake should be at school at 8:00am. [family flies out of beds and races around]
• Being told that Jake "hit" a woman in the hall yesterday.
• Upon further questioning, discovering that perhaps Jake just had his arms spread out wide and grazed her as they were walking through the wall.
• Being told that the difference between hitting someone and grazing them as you walk past is "semantics".
• Trying to leave an environment before you "graze" someone, and trying to endure people who want to chat with you.
• Bursting into tears in front of your toddler.
• Explaining to a little sister that their big brother is very unhappy.
• Hearing the little sister explain to me that "Jake just doesn't want to go to the classroom with BB because I don't think hims likes her."