19 May, 2009

Can't Tell the Tale Much better

It really did go down pretty much like this: I've copied this from Sage's blog
because it was even funnier to me reading my life through someone else's eyes. I am so grateful to have her as my friend and sometimes scribe.

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"Mothering a Naked Two Year Old"

Went to visit my girlfriend on this sweltering day. I was greeted by her exuberant and naked nearly 3 year old daughter. Naked is fine with me-it's hot and I would consider joining her if I wasn't on my way back to work.
We all had lunch and hung out.
Later during my visit my friend's voice rang out in that parental I-am-irritated-with-you tone.

NO
That is not okay
Stop that
Do not put cookies in your vagina
Do you hear me
Say it back to me, "Cookies do not go in my vagina"
Okay
Good
Throw that cookie out

Amazingly enough-our conversation picked right up where we had been. Having had toddlers and special needs kids we are unflappable.

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Thank you Sage for making me laugh so hard I cried. Squid and Seymour thot it rather funny too.
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