Current Curiosities

• how did I lose my cell phone case, but keep the cell phone?
• how did my house get this messy *while we were sleeping*?
• why didn't we start watching "Making Fiends" a lot sooner?
• why is Conan going off the air and Jay Leno coming back?
• why did I let a three year old learn about the joy of bubble gum?
• where is that bag?
• why won't my bangs grow?
• how did the Birthday Girl get on to the bar last night while wearing that dress?
• how am I going to entertain my children today?