I open the kitchen cupboard and fiddle with all of the little bottles, then take:
2 Naproxen for my aching back.
2 super vitamins to get my mom off my back.
1 Wellbutrin XL so as not to get all over someone else's back.
1 "Stay Awake" (generic No-Doz) to keep from lying down on my back.
I swig this down with a sip of water with a Coffee back.